thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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