how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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