i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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