Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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