he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think a kid would responsible me up
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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