Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
i've created a new STD.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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