I could have mohawked her pubes.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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