Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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