Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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