i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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