covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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