Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize