I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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