The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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