Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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