i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
3 2 1 whiskey
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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