Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Your tits are I can't wait for
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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