on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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