I'm drive I can fine osifer
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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