I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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