I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
