don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
that may or may not have been my penis.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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