Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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