oh god the rape fog is back!
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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