maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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