I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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