belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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