threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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