you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Randomize
