Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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