I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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