I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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