mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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