yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
She's the barista slut.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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