belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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