This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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