If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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