I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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