Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
