My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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