it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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