In the future we'll all be gay
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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