Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
this is an emotional support booty call
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
