And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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