what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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