Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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