God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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