And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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