I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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