he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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