I'm lost and stupid without you.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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