worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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