Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He better not be in your backpack
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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