Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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