i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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